I think... I might be just a liiittle bit drunk... again.

[At least he manages to stay up, even though everything's pretty blurry. Well, he has experience on being drunk, he's 20 after all! He's had time to drink]

OBJECTION! [Excited over a simple game and yelling at a mic - yup, this guy is obviously playing Phoenix Wright with passion] Haha! You're caught now... but first I'll get something to drink.

[Gets up and looks around... hmm... that's weird] Where's my dorm room? This looks like the place I was in when I was drunk...

That's it... I had too much to drink.